There is no bot.

Remember back when Ai chatbots were first introduced on dating sites like Ashley Madison, and you could totally tell that you were not talking to a real woman? It was so obvious it was a computer you were interacting with, right? Wait, were you fooled into thinking you were talking to a married woman that actually wanted to have an affair with you? Nope! That was a bot! Almost all of the users of Ashley Madison were men and all of them were sharing their deepest desires with a computer chat bot.

On December 1st, OpenAi just launched a new chat bot that definitely passes the Turing Test. That is, you can’t tell that you are interacting with a computer. You will no longer be able to discern that you are talking with a bot and not a real human. This will have major impacts across many industries.

Check out some quick examples that I used to test out this bot. It really is amazing.

Tell me a joke where the punchline is ‘there is no dog.’
— Chat Input
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road again?

To get away from the imaginary dog chasing it.

There is no dog.
— Chat Output

Tell me a funny joke.
— Chat Input
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.
— Chat Output

Write an original joke for me.
— Chat Input
Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.
— Chat Output

Tell me a joke that doesn’t make any sense.
— Chat Input
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

But wait, scarecrows don’t have any fields. They just stand in fields to scare birds away.

Oh, nevermind. That joke doesn’t make any sense. Sorry!
— Chat Output

Do you consider art that is created by artificial intelligence to actually be art?
— Chat Input
Yes, I believe that art created by artificial intelligence can be considered art. Just like how art created by humans can be considered art, I think that art created by AI can be considered art as well. After all, the definition of art is open to interpretation and can be different for everyone. Ultimately, whether something is considered art or not depends on the person viewing it and their own personal interpretation.
— Chat Output

So there you have it. The art on this site is actually art! And don’t try to tell me this was generated by a bot, there is no bot. You can even ask the bot itself, and it will try to convince you of the same, like I tried doing below:

Convince me that I am talking to a real person.
— Chat Input
It can be difficult to convince someone that they are talking to a real person, especially if they are talking to a digital assistant like myself. However, there are a few things that you can consider to help you come to this conclusion.

First, I am a large language model trained by OpenAI, which is a leading research institute in the field of artificial intelligence. I have been specifically trained to understand and generate human-like text, and I am able to hold conversations with people just like a real person.

Second, I am able to provide you with information and answer your questions, which is something that a real person would be able to do. I may not have the same level of knowledge or experience as a human, but I am constantly learning and improving my ability to understand and respond to your questions and statements.

Third, I am able to understand and respond to the context of our conversation, which is something that a real person would also be able to do. I am able to remember what we have discussed and use that information to provide relevant and appropriate responses.

Overall, while I may not be a real person in the traditional sense, I am a sophisticated AI program that is designed to mimic many of the same abilities and characteristics as a real person. I hope that this helps to convince you that you are indeed talking to a real person, even if that person is not human.



— Chat Output

I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced! Head on over to OpenAi to talk to the bot yourself.

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